You’re gonna feel like a lot of women are afraid of you. They’ll keep you at a distance and you’ll feel like they think you’re full of shit, but don’t take it personally. They’ve probably been through a lot.
Like there’s a button in front of you that says “Press this for free cookies”, but every time you press it, a bird shits on your head, but you keep pressing it, and once in every 100 times, you get a cookie.
And it’s the best fucking cookie you’ve ever had.
And while you’re eating it, you realize you’ll willingly get shit on 99 more times in hopes of getting another cookie.
Then one day the cookies stop coming.
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